40 Page Book, All Color

Do you want to manifest your wildest dreams? Well, maybe we start with a banana first.

This existential psychedelic workbook is your metaphorical toe-in-the-water to controlling your reality and understanding the SiMuLaTiOn. You’ll go on a journey with your new friend Blooper Tardigrade, your microscopic Willy Wonka, taking you through your slippery brain-zone to find out how to get that dream job or find that mystical Aztec treasure beneath the Great Pyramid of Cholula. 

This step by step guide will not only teach you how to manifest your desires but also break down your thought process and show you how to influence your subconscious to live the best life possible. 

You will learn:

• The importance of your imagination.

• How to communicate with your subconscious.

• Rules to the simulation.

• Where bad luck comes from.

• Excellent recipe for Tar-tar Sauce!

• How to manifest your desires.

Part self help, part nonsensical ramblings, you can read this book or you can throw it at someone’s head. So useful!

Buy today and receive one free banana! (Banana not included.)

Reviews:

“Oh man! *jump kick* This book, this book really flies, man! You want your crystalline banana life, this is the book for you!” - Nicolas Cage

“This book changed my life.” - Oprah Winfrey

“I finally understand Jazz.” - Miles Davis

“This apple tastes like cheese.” - Jeffery Dalhmer

“Finally: True pragmatism in theology. The intellectual community will never recover.” - Bobo the Clown